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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Um... Yah... One is enough though XD
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning and Night. Afternoon is for getting ahead at work so there's not so much to do the next day.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Closest to the wall mostly
4. Do you masturbate?
If you have to know...
5. How often? Lately?
Like once every third month or something?...
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
That's sick...
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths (you can have someone lying on you meanwhile, so of course!)
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yah, but I do prefer the shower there I must admit. You might slip in bath

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I actually do that A LOT. I can say without bragging that I have the best collection of porn available on a computer (322GB

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10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Hmm... Both... I do like to dominate, but I'm not always in the mood. I'm more often in mood to go easy, but thing is that if someone wanna make me "feel good" they'll have to be rather aggressive since I'm not so very sensitive on my vital parts.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
As a lover: Yes (think that's gonna back-fire? =w= ). I do love all my friends though :3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Hmm... Well... No... I don't think I do... They're not that many though...
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. If I have love I can survive. Love is like food to me.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
In order?
1. Biting and bruising
2. Gags
3. Tie them up and play with them 'till they beg for mercy :3
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yeah
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Oooooh, that's a good question... So many to chose from... I did love doing it on a boat in the lake and then later in the tent with Kikko... But to admit, the most romantic place to have sex must be under the starts a calm late-summer night with just faint light and complete silence in the grass... On sleeping mats preferably =w= I actually would love that SOOOO much... Since I'm an outdoor person I love nature and especially the music of the spheres (what you hear when you hear nothing). Just that soft voice along calling and deep breaths screaming for love... That scene would make me cry though... *fucking sentimental*
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Um... Well... I cannot pick from a computer screen and a banister on the third floor in a lobby...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yeah... Actually when I lost my virginity my father walked past the window... He didn't speak with me for a year or so AND forced me to move away from there...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Depends on the definition... I've been on a nightclub where my awesome sexy bud got drunk and stripped while dancing on the dancing pole XD It was when I was in Stockholm about 7 years ago (isn't it amazing how they let 16-year-old kids in? They should be shut down!!... Well... I don't drink so I suppose I'll let them go for that time...)
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nuuuuoooooo... Why would I?
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Technically yes... I was the one who tore the boxers off my bud at the club XD
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes, I have. I met Niklas that way. We started talking and after awhile I realized he was both drunk and high so I decided to walk him home. He sobered up from the drugs after three days and then I was stuck because we got really close during those three days... About a week later we decided to go for it, but it didn't last too long, sadly... He's still a very nice guy though

I actually met him yesterday when I was going to visit my grandmother

Kindhearted as always <3
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.................................................

24. What's your sexuality?
I am a pure homosexual. No special kind or anything. Well, I have homophobia, but besides that.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees <3
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yup
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No. I would like Simon to sit under my desk and suck me while I serve the costumers though <3
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
... Yes?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
I got the old chain I used on my wall while living in Nora... Sadly, when I dismounted it it broke and I couldn't fix it... No more boys on the wall for me ._.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
3 Dildos, 2 plugs, a sex-doll (it's sick and creepy), gag balls, mask, one bolt... Does rope count?
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
First one is true, but I hope to god that they keep them away from others... I really wish that was not true but it is ._.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I think I did it once... I was about to say Johan, but it turned to Jandiel since that guy's name was Daniel XD He didn't react :3
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
This is actually a rather strange question because when does it go from moaning for fun to sex? I've never jerked off at the same time as I spoke in the phone.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
All people have that everyday now-a-days... Not much into it, but if it stimulates the receiver or my inspiration for writing I don't mind.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yes I do. The line goes where you go from cuddle to embracing to climax.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Good question... *looking up positions* Hmm... The Drill and Lotus are the names... Sexinfo101.COM =w=
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Hmm... Sex while loving?... No love, no sex! >.< I shamefully admit I have tried to, but it makes me so disgusted I wanna throw up...
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope... Will probably not happen either in this rate... If it does, then it'd be revolutionary from my side...
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
None, but it would be fun though
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